Put ‘unf’ in my ask if you find me attractive.
cowboybeboop:

reblgo if u want a thai gap like this

mmnnnnnnnnms:

leftists:

spookymormon:

spookymormon:

my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great

image

Your mom seems like a business bitch who wears high heels and chain smokes

this is my cousin 

iwwantyourfaygo:

stars-become-snowflakes:

bangaraanged:

reekswrath:

highigor:


I mean srsly how often do you see a snail drink water?

oh my goodness this is actually the cutest thing
oh my gosh it’s adorable!
Yo there’s an adorable snail drinking water on your dash
Reblog that shit
this is weirdly hypnotic
shiny


probably the highest quality gif I’ve seen in a while
and it’s a snail
I thought snails would transform into butterflies

Oh my gosh, it’s so fricken cute X3

I thought snails would transform into butterflies
fallthenflyy:

mage-of-derp:

hetaliantomato:

coterieinc:

DIY: BLACKHEADS, BE GONE
Bye bye blackheads: Use a half lemon and 3-4 drops of honey. Rub the lemon on your face, especially in blackhead-prone areas like nose, chin etc. Leave the lemon and honey mixture on your face for 5 minutes, then wash it with cold water. You should see the results immediately. Additionally, lemon juice will also fade other marks/spots on the face and honey will moisturize.

CAUTION: Never go out into the sun with lemon juice on your face. Lemon juice can make your skin photo sensitive, or extra sensitive to sunlight, resulting in the opposite effect - discoloration or burns. 
Wait at least 30 minutes before going outside.

This is Tumblr. Do you really think any of us go outside regularly?

reblogging for that last comment^
haave-you-met-ted:

tyler the creator is everything i aspire to be
Put ‘unf’ in my ask if you find me attractive.

cthulhu-with-a-fez:

too-stoned-to-remember:

Why do dogs go mental when they see another dog

I imagine that in their heads they’re like 

THAT IS DOG 

I AM DOG 

DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG

that’s like what happens when we see a member of our fandom in public

we’re just like

YOU ARE FAN

I AM FAN

FAN FAN FAN FAN FAN FAN